March 2012
Everyone should follow me because yolo.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
If you follow me, you a real ass nigga
February 2012
someone on my facebook literally just posted this.
carysrohananor:
I just seend my arch nemesis. Ill never forget in jail, when that female threw dat ball an clocked me inda head. Boah, i was pissed af. I wanted to kick her ass! -but coach said not to kz i was leavin the next day. So instead.. I pissed on her tooth brush:/
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
R.I.P
They say "Life is a bitch"...so if a guy tells his...
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