December 2011
Anonymous asked: rubbish, why wouldnt they? dont you like your body?
Anonymous asked: you would have more if you had more topless photos, just saying
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have?
When you were little and you missed the ice cream...
hoshaway:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
When you drive by tall buildings
damnthatswhatshesaid:
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
When someone steps on the back of your shoes
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
me: hahaha
auto correct: iguana
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait...
To any girl who hasn't received a good night... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Good night beautiful.
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
theannoyingskwid:
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